Ten Rock n Roll Artifacts I’d Like to See at the Hard Rock Cafe
John Lennon in his beloved stripped pajamas. Priceless rock memorabilia since Yoko’s never touched them. Ever wonder who curates all the rock n roll memorabilia at the Hard Rock Café? Well, I don’t. I...
View ArticlePredictions for the Year 3000: Mother’s Day Edition
My muse, Walter Mercado: The Liberace of Fortune TellersOh Mother’s Day, sweet old Mother’s Day. A day for thanking your mom for all those meals she cooked (fish sticks still frozen in the center?),...
View ArticleLion Burgers and Life Long Regrets
“Damn it. Why didn’t I eat that donkey burger that was offered to me when I had that layover in Hong Kong?” Such a question is one that I doubt comes to mind when someone is spread eagle on their...
View ArticleWhen to Take Lamar Odom Meming
You know you’ve had a rough week when your home care nurse runs her Honda into the side of your house (luckily for you, she missed me by a couple cluttered rooms) Home care gone wild? The perks of...
View ArticleHillary’s Monica Lewinsky Costume and Other Must-See Halloween Treats
“Nothing wrong here,” said Jared from Subway sandwich fame.“Satan’s Birthday”, as my Southern Baptist upbringing has referred to Halloween, is at hand again. But my dilemma is not with witches casting...
View ArticleTen Things Hillary Will Do As President
“Incisors”, 2009. Collage by Amanda Langley Six winning coin tosses in a row! Lady Luck has hit it big in the Iowa caucuses by the flip of a silver quarter. But that should be no surprise; money has...
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